Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Walt Whitman
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr. Seuss
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
Jacques Barzun
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred A. Montapert
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
Michael Levine
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.
Elvis Presley
First get your facts, then you can distort them at your leisure.
Mark Twain
Gardening is how I relax. It’s another form of creating and playing with colors.
Oscar de la Renta
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