Cryptoquotes #14

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
            Paul Boese

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
            Plutarch

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
            H.L.Mencken

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.
            Pete Seeger

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
            W.Somerset Maugham

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
            Charles M. Schultz

Before filling your wheelbarrow, point it in the direction you intend to go.
            B.A. Mello

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
            Lucille Ball

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
            Bill Keane

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
            Marian Wright Edelman

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Cryptoquotes #13

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
            E.W. Howe

Remember, your body needs six to eight glasses of fluid daily – straight up or on the rocks.
            P.J. O’Rourke

In difficult circumstances, always act on first impressions.
            Leo Tolstoy

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
            Mark Twain

Don’t cuss the climate; it probably doesn’t like you any better than you like it.
            Don Marquis

Where people have no dreams and no hope and aspirations, life becomes dull and a meaningless wilderness.
            Tommy Douglas

I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.
            Bob Considine

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
            Robert Orben

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
            Robert Frost

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you.  The next one may fall for your smile.
            Mae West