CryptoQuote #18

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
            Richard Feynman

The thing about democracy is that it is not neat, orderly or quiet.  It requires a certain relish for confusion.
            Molly Ivins

How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and eighteen thousand people boo ?
            Hockey’s Jacques Plante

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
            Robert McCloskey

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have studied, writing columns for newspapers.
            Jimmy Breslin

Every person is responsible for all the good within the scope of his abilities, and for no more.
            Gail Hamilton

I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
            James Gordon Bennett

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
            Andre Maurois

I approach everything in my life the same way; if it feels right, I know it.
            Kenny G


CryptoQuote #17

I was in a beauty contest once.  I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Ms. Congeniality.
            Phyllis Diller

I’ve got a theory that if you give a hundred percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.
            Larry Bird

I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.
            Bruce Lee

Hated is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you’d hate no one.
            Hugh Downs

Delegating work works, provoded the one delegating works too.
            Robert Half

Don’t look for your dreams to come true; look to become true to your dreams.
            Michael Beckwith

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
            C.S. Lewis

Having family responsibilities and concerns just has to make you a more under-standing person.
            Sandra Day O’Conner

Now that it’s all over, what did you really do yesterday that’s worth mentioning ?
            Coleman Cox

CryptoQuote #16

If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
            Howard Aiken

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded.  In fact, if anything, I am the prod.
            Winston Churchill

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
            Henry David Thoreau

I am the astronaut of boxing.  Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots.  I”m in a world of my own.
            Muhammad Ali

A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night.
            Marilyn Monroe

This will remain the land of the free only as long as it is the home of the brave.
            Elmer Davis

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
            Johnny Depp

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
            Robert Orben

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.
            Anatole France

CryptoQuote #15

The man who can drive himself further once the effort get painful is the man who will win.
            Roger Bannister

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
            Franklin Roosevelt

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
            George Bernard Shaw

We all have strength enough to endure the troubles of others.
            La Rochefoucauld

Anyone, provided he can be amusing, has the right to talk to himself.
            Charles Baudelaire

Well, since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.
            Norton Juster

Oh, blessed a thousand times the peasant who is born, eats and dies without anybody bothering about his affairs.
            Giuseppe Verdi

My music is best understood by children and animals.
            Igor Stravinsky

I’m very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it’s so boring.
            Daniel Radcliffe

Swallow your pride occasionally.  It’s not fattening.
            Frank Tyger

Cryptoquotes #14

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
            Paul Boese

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.
            Pete Seeger

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
            W.Somerset Maugham

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
            Charles M. Schultz

Before filling your wheelbarrow, point it in the direction you intend to go.
            B.A. Mello

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
            Lucille Ball

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
            Bill Keane

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
            Marian Wright Edelman

Cryptoquotes #13

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
            E.W. Howe

Remember, your body needs six to eight glasses of fluid daily – straight up or on the rocks.
            P.J. O’Rourke

In difficult circumstances, always act on first impressions.
            Leo Tolstoy

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
            Mark Twain

Don’t cuss the climate; it probably doesn’t like you any better than you like it.
            Don Marquis

Where people have no dreams and no hope and aspirations, life becomes dull and a meaningless wilderness.
            Tommy Douglas

I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.
            Bob Considine

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
            Robert Orben

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
            Robert Frost

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you.  The next one may fall for your smile.
            Mae West

CryptoQuote #8

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
            (source obscure)

Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
            Jean de la Fontaine

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads ?
            Albert Camus

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
            John D Rockefeller Sr.

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
            Marie Curie

Contemporary criticism only represents the amount of ignorance genius has to contend with.
            Percy Bysshe Shelley

Everything happens to everyone sooner or later if there is enough time.
            George Bernard Shaw

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
            William Arthur Ward

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
            Emo Philips

Let us not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.
            James Thurber