Cryptoquotes #14

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
            Paul Boese

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
            Plutarch

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
            H.L.Mencken

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.
            Pete Seeger

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
            W.Somerset Maugham

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
            Charles M. Schultz

Before filling your wheelbarrow, point it in the direction you intend to go.
            B.A. Mello

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
            Lucille Ball

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
            Bill Keane

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
            Marian Wright Edelman

Cryptoquotes #13

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
            E.W. Howe

Remember, your body needs six to eight glasses of fluid daily – straight up or on the rocks.
            P.J. O’Rourke

In difficult circumstances, always act on first impressions.
            Leo Tolstoy

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
            Mark Twain

Don’t cuss the climate; it probably doesn’t like you any better than you like it.
            Don Marquis

Where people have no dreams and no hope and aspirations, life becomes dull and a meaningless wilderness.
            Tommy Douglas

I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.
            Bob Considine

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
            Robert Orben

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
            Robert Frost

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you.  The next one may fall for your smile.
            Mae West

CryptoQuote #8

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
            (source obscure)

Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
            Jean de la Fontaine

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads ?
            Albert Camus

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
            John D Rockefeller Sr.

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
            Marie Curie

Contemporary criticism only represents the amount of ignorance genius has to contend with.
            Percy Bysshe Shelley

Everything happens to everyone sooner or later if there is enough time.
            George Bernard Shaw

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
            William Arthur Ward

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
            Emo Philips

Let us not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.
            James Thurber

CryptoQuote #7

“A child of five would understand this.  Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
                    Groucho Marx

“Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.”
                    Henry Ford

“A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.”
                    William Feather

“He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything
        for money.”
                    Benjamin Franklin

“If common sense is so common, why is there so little of it ?”
                    Mark Twain

“I have never met a vampire personally, but I don’t know what might happen tomorrow.”
                    Bela Lugosi

 

“I’ve always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come.”
                    Michael Jordan

“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.”
                    P.J. O’Rourke

“An advertising agency is eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission.”
                    Fred Allen

Cryptoquote #6

All the gold in the world has no significance.  That which is lasting are thoughtful acts which we do for our fellow man.
Adolfo Prieto

Statistically, one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take, don’t go in.
Wayne Gretsky

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
William Safire

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Bo Derek

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
Al Boliska

We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow.  Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.
Alexander Pope

Progress isn’t made by early risers.  It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Robert A. Heinlein

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas Alva Edison

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike

Cryptoquotes #5

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
George Bernard Shaw

“Any girl can be glamorous.  All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”
Josh Billings

“To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.”
Aaron Copeland

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.”
Gen. Omar N. Bradley

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.  Depression is when you lose yours.”
Ronald Reagan

“When I’m hungry, I eat.  When I’m thirsty, I drink.  When I feel like saying something, I say it.”
Madonna

“Being broke is a temporary situation; being poor is a state of mind.”
Mike Todd

Cryptoquotes #4

In youth the days are short and the years are long.  In old age the years are short and the days long.
                (source obscure)

If you watch a game, it’s fun.  If you play it, it’s recreation.  If you work at it, it’s golf.
                Bob Hope

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
                Richard Bach

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
                Charles Schulz

Gold medals aren’t really made of gold.  They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
                Dan Gable

Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
                Malcolm Forbes

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
                E.B.White

I will never be an old man.  To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
                Bernard Baruch

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
                Gerald R. Ford

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theater.
                Gail Godwin