Cryptoquotes #4

In youth the days are short and the years are long.  In old age the years are short and the days long.
                (source obscure)

If you watch a game, it’s fun.  If you play it, it’s recreation.  If you work at it, it’s golf.
                Bob Hope

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
                Richard Bach

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
                Charles Schulz

Gold medals aren’t really made of gold.  They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
                Dan Gable

Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
                Malcolm Forbes

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
                E.B.White

I will never be an old man.  To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
                Bernard Baruch

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
                Gerald R. Ford

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theater.
                Gail Godwin

Cryptoquotes #3

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
            Bertolt Brecht

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
            (Source obscure)

If you don’t like something, change it.  If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
            Maya Angelou

He who has a why to live for can bear with almost any how.
            Nietzsche

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
            Edvard Munch

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
            Daniel Boorstin

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
            Buddha

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
            Will Durant

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
            Anton Chekhov

I don’t feel old.  I don’t feel anything till noon.  That’s when it’s time for my nap.
            Bob Hope