CryptoQuote #22

Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.
             Elbert Hubbard

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
             Walt Whitman

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
             Dr. Seuss

Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
             Jacques Barzun

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
             Rodney Dangerfield

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
             Alfred A. Montapert

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
             Michael Levine

I was training to be an electrician.  I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.
             Elvis Presley

First get your facts, then you can distort them at your leisure.
             Mark Twain

Gardening is how I relax.  It’s another form of creating and playing with colors.
             Oscar de la Renta

CryptoQuote #21

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.
             Charles Schulz

We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
             Albert Einstein

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
             Abraham Lincoln

Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change.
             Henry Steele Commager

All children are artists.  The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
             Pablo Picasso

There can be hope only for society which acts as one big family, not as many separate ones.
             Anwar El Sadat

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be.
             Douglas Pagels

It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
             Adlai Stevenson

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
             Everett Dirksen

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
             Mark Twain

CryptoQuote #20

A person is always startled when he hears himself called old for the
first time.
             Oliver Wendell Holmes

Renunciation of world politics offers no protection from its consequences.
             Oswald Spengler

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in
a very narrow field.
             Niels Bohr

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
             George Santayana

Those who deny freedom to others deserves it not for themselves.
             Abraham Lincoln

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.  Hate cannot
drive out hate;  only love can do that.
             Martin Luther King

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually
has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
             Charles Wadsworth

We find comfort among those who agree with us – growth among those who
don’t.
             Frank Howard Clark

A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.
             Washington Irving

In order to write, all a man needs is paper and a pencil.
             William Saroyan

CryptoQuote #19

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
             Bruce Lee

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get
that you don’t want.
             Oscar Wilde

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives
they can get.
             Robert Orben

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.
             Ruth E. Renkel

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
             Mark Twain

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being
that a belch is more satisfying.
             Ingmar Bergman

Tears of joy are like summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.
             Hosea Ballou

Of all the roles I’ve played, none has been as fulfilling as being a mother.
             Annette Funicello

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand
your words.
             Elbert Hubbard

Opportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.
             Kyle Chandler

CryptoQuote #18

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
            Richard Feynman

The thing about democracy is that it is not neat, orderly or quiet.  It requires a certain relish for confusion.
            Molly Ivins

How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and eighteen thousand people boo ?
            Hockey’s Jacques Plante

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
            Robert McCloskey

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have studied, writing columns for newspapers.
            Jimmy Breslin

Every person is responsible for all the good within the scope of his abilities, and for no more.
            Gail Hamilton

I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
            James Gordon Bennett

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
            Andre Maurois

I approach everything in my life the same way; if it feels right, I know it.
            Kenny G

CryptoQuote #17

I was in a beauty contest once.  I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Ms. Congeniality.
            Phyllis Diller

I’ve got a theory that if you give a hundred percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.
            Larry Bird

I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.
            Bruce Lee

Hated is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you’d hate no one.
            Hugh Downs

Delegating work works, provoded the one delegating works too.
            Robert Half

Don’t look for your dreams to come true; look to become true to your dreams.
            Michael Beckwith

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
            C.S. Lewis

Having family responsibilities and concerns just has to make you a more under-standing person.
            Sandra Day O’Conner

Now that it’s all over, what did you really do yesterday that’s worth mentioning ?
            Coleman Cox

CryptoQuote #16

If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
            Howard Aiken

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded.  In fact, if anything, I am the prod.
            Winston Churchill

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
            Henry David Thoreau

I am the astronaut of boxing.  Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots.  I”m in a world of my own.
            Muhammad Ali

A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night.
            Marilyn Monroe

This will remain the land of the free only as long as it is the home of the brave.
            Elmer Davis

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
            Johnny Depp

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
            Robert Orben

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.
            Anatole France

CryptoQuote #15

The man who can drive himself further once the effort get painful is the man who will win.
            Roger Bannister

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
            Franklin Roosevelt

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
            George Bernard Shaw

We all have strength enough to endure the troubles of others.
            La Rochefoucauld

Anyone, provided he can be amusing, has the right to talk to himself.
            Charles Baudelaire

Well, since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.
            Norton Juster

Oh, blessed a thousand times the peasant who is born, eats and dies without anybody bothering about his affairs.
            Giuseppe Verdi

My music is best understood by children and animals.
            Igor Stravinsky

I’m very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it’s so boring.
            Daniel Radcliffe

Swallow your pride occasionally.  It’s not fattening.
            Frank Tyger

Cryptoquotes #14

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
            Paul Boese

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
            Plutarch

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
            H.L.Mencken

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.
            Pete Seeger

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
            W.Somerset Maugham

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
            Charles M. Schultz

Before filling your wheelbarrow, point it in the direction you intend to go.
            B.A. Mello

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
            Lucille Ball

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
            Bill Keane

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
            Marian Wright Edelman

Cryptoquotes #13

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
            E.W. Howe

Remember, your body needs six to eight glasses of fluid daily – straight up or on the rocks.
            P.J. O’Rourke

In difficult circumstances, always act on first impressions.
            Leo Tolstoy

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
            Mark Twain

Don’t cuss the climate; it probably doesn’t like you any better than you like it.
            Don Marquis

Where people have no dreams and no hope and aspirations, life becomes dull and a meaningless wilderness.
            Tommy Douglas

I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.
            Bob Considine

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
            Robert Orben

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
            Robert Frost

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you.  The next one may fall for your smile.
            Mae West