In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and the days long.
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theater.